It’s bad enough that some celebrities give their kids the weirdest names. The male celebrities listed below, however, have it worse, because their parents, in their infinite wisdom, gave them middle names that are everything but manly.
OK, so 2 or 3 of them have middle names that could actually pass for a guy’s, but most of them probably had to do everything they can to avoid writing down their full names when they were kids. I mean, Lynn? Allison? TIFFANY? God, their parents really must have hated them.
1. Matt Damon
Full Name: Matthew Paige Damon
2. Eddie Murphy
Full Name: Edward Regan Murphy
3. Quincy Jones
Full Name: Quincy Delight Jones Jr.
4. Alec Baldwin
Full Name: Alexander Rae Baldwin III
5. Chris Penn
Full Name: Christopher Shannon Penn
6. Drew Carey
Full Name: Drew Allison Carey
7. Nicolas Cage
Full Name: Nicolas Kim Coppola
8. Woody Harrelson
Full Name: Woodrow Tracy Harrelson
9. Jeff Goldblum
Full Name: Jeffrey Lynn Goldblum
10. Richard Gere
Full Name: Richard Tiffany Gere
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